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You Are Fat Comebacks for Teenagers

July 13, 2013

You are fat comebacks

Some anti-bullying friendly quotes for teenagers that can be used as great short and snappy You Are Fat comebacks. As usual, it is always better to use humorous comebacks to diffuse tension and prevent violence.

Best You Are Fat comebacks

  • Fatness is the new skinny.
  • Thanks for noticing!
  • I’m built for comfort, not for speed.
  • Fat is temporary but stupid is permanent.
  • I love it when people admire me.
  • Oops, let me move the mirror for you.

More You Are Fat comebacks

  • I can lose weight but you’ll always be ugly.
  • Looking at a mirror, boy/girl!
  • There you go, talking about yourself again.
  • Takes one to know one!
  • Yep, I like to eat, not to puke.
  • I know right, we could be twins!
  • I’m fat and cool, can’t say the same for you!