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Famous Comebacks Quips and Quotes for Teenagers

July 13, 2013

Famous witty and sarcastic comebacks, quips and quotes for teenagers

Comebacks and quotes for teenagers from famous personalities and successful men and women for all occasions!

On friendship

“You got friends, then you’ve got your best friend. Big difference. To me, a friend is a guy who will help you move. A best friend is a guy who will help you move a body.” – Dave Attell “He’s the kind of friend who will always be there when he needs you!” – Adam Christing “Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down.” – Craig Sharf
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“Love is blind. I guess that’s why it proceeds by the sense of touch.” – Morey Amsterdam “They say, “If you have true love, let it go and it will come back”. I don’t think so. True love is like a cupcake, it should be enjoyed immediately.” – Vinny Badabing
“Blank minds think alike.” – Tony Invergo

On eating and food

“I’m addicted to chocolate. I used to snort cocoa.” – Marilyn “I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand, without looking.” – Jerry Seinfeld “I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.” – Lily Tomlin
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“Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.” – Jason Love “Tofu! Why do people eat tofu? I throw out my old sponges.” – Karen Williams “Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you.” – Tommy Smothers
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“Food tastes better when other people make it’.” – Jason Love “You ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?” – John Mendoza “If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?” – Richard Jeni

On studying and careers

“Most people don’tknow what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.” – George Carlin “I work for a good cause: ’cause I need the money.” – Kelly “I’ll tell you what a career is.ITh’s just something you have so you can screw a better class of people.” – Tracy Smith
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“College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.” – Henry Youngman “I took biology two years in a row just to eat the specimens.” – Pat Paulsen “I got A in philosophy because I proved that my professor didn’t exist.” – Judy Tenuta