Bullying Comebacks for Teenagers

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Last updated on February 13th, 2019 at 11:45 am

Short, snappy bullying comebacks

Some of the best quotes for teenagers to use against bullies sourced from the internet.

Remember that it is better to NOT react to a bully but to just ignore the person and stay calm. Use these bullying comebacks to stand up for yourself, diffuse tension and turn a potentially violent situation into a humorous one.

Getting called names like ‘slut’ or ‘nerd’

  • I know, right?
  • You work your corner, I work mine.
  • You just now figuring that out?
  • Takes one to know one!
  • I know, I learnt so much from you, thanks.
  • Hey, only my friends are allowed to use my pet name.
  • Nerd: I would prefer the term ‘intellectual bad ass’.
  • You need to be nice to nerds as you’ll probably end up working for one!

Being told that you are ‘moody’ or ‘stuck up’ or ‘pale’

  • Jealousy’s just flat, get well soon!
  • Congratulations, you noticed.
  • I know, right?
  • I’ve been trying so hard, thanks.

General bullying comeback quotes for teenagers

  • Sorry, I had to dumb it down for you.
  • Hold your nose and say ‘Gee, what have you been eating?’
  • Oh, get a life.
  • Whatever you say.
  • Sorry, I’m busy and can’t stop right now.
  • Everyone says I’m going to run into people like you for the rest of my life, gee thanks!
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • I didn’t know you could be THAT mean!
  • You’re really showing your talent to the world, keep it up.
  • That’s it?
  • Excellent, mission accomplished.
  • Sticks and stones and all that…

Other bullying comebacks

  • You just don’t get it do you?
  • Didn’t I see you in church last Sunday?
  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  • Oh I’m sorry, how many times did your parents drop you?

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